Its Hard to Find a Good Work Horse These Days

Qualifications:

• Needs to tolerate screaming in the ear
  
• Balancing unstable riders
• Doesn't buck when hair is pulled as riders begin to fall off
• Able to take as many laps around the house as riders request
• Understands command , "Again, Again"
  
• Requires little food and water since riders will either forget to feed you or eat it themselves