Ev"s New (to hime) House

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Its Hard to Find a Good Work Horse These Days

Qualifications:
  • Needs to tolerate screaming in the ear
  • Balancing unstable riders
  • Doesn't buck when hair is pulled as riders begin to fall off
  • Able to take as many laps around the house as riders request
  • Understands command , "Again, Again"
  • Requires little food and water since riders will either forget to feed you or eat it themselves